| The Gay Epidemic
As you may know, there are about 15 to 20 million Americans who identify as either gay, lesbian, or bisexual and another 5 to 10 that suffer symptoms of the disease (like Larry Craig.). And as you may know, this disease has become so widespread accepted even scientists won't do medical research on it.
In my opinion, we must fight the disease and find a cure. LETTING SO MANY AMERICANS SUFFER IS UNREPENTABLE. Democrat or Republican (or libertarian, if you're a loser like Milton Friedman and other morons), we must work together.
So what do you say? I obviously proved its a disease, so how do we fight it? | 
