| WHOO.
Hm. NEW ONE
Once upon a time, there was a boy named John. He was 33 years of age and an active user of Myspace.
One day, he came across the Myspace account of Ms. Neko Takahashi.
He added her MSN and raped the hell out of it.
Three months later, he decided to go to Iraq.
He also decided to ask Neko to marry him, telling her he wanted to see her boobs 'every night'.
But the sad thing is, he only liked it missionary and doggehstyle.
Neko figured it was because he was so fat they were the only positions he could get into without having a chain of mini heart attacks.
Two days later John was masturbating and asked Neko for nudes, but when Neko refused, he called her a fake.
That is why Myspace is evil as is anyone Asian over 230 pounds and under six feet should be castrated with a butterknife and engulfed in my vagina. |