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Parteh?
Yes.
Solike.
Once upon a time.
Like four days ago time.
There were five high-school-goers.
They were standing outside, being retarded.
The dumbasses were bored, so they decided to be even more retarded and look in some bushes.
WHAT THEY FOUND WAS....
A USED CONDOM!!!!!!
So the female, Neko, found a stick on the ground and drug around in the bush until the condom was on it.
She then proceeded to examine it with the other 4 boys.
WHAT THEY FOUND.
WAS.
Dried male ejaculatory fluids.
There was a chorus of 'OMGWTFLOLOLOLOLLMFAOROFL'
Then a condom hit the face of one of the boys.
And so began the used-condom fight of doom.
The end. | 
