| I know your a wanker!
I will show you how many times you masturbate a day and how old you are, read on...
Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway
This is pretty neat.
DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
It takes less than a minute.
Work this out as you read... TIP use windows calculator as you go
Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
This is not one of those waste of time things,
I am Erny and God Himself told me this trick...
1. First of all, take the number of times you masturbate a day, you dont have to be truthful just make it more than once and less than 10
2. Multiply this number by 2 - because I know you just lied
3. Add 5
4. Multiply it by 50,
still with me?
5. If you have already had your birthday this year add to your total 1757 ....
** If you haven't, add 1756.
6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.
You should have a three digit number
The first digit of this was your original number
(the number of times you Masturbate a day.)
The next two numbers are
YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)
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