The Gay Epidemic

Tumbleweed · 09-04-2007, 09:37 PM

As you may know, there are about 15 to 20 million Americans who identify as either gay, lesbian, or bisexual and another 5 to 10 that suffer symptoms of the disease (like Larry Craig.). And as you may know, this disease has become so widespread accepted even scientists won't do medical research on it.

In my opinion, we must fight the disease and find a cure. LETTING SO MANY AMERICANS SUFFER IS UNREPENTABLE. Democrat or Republican (or libertarian, if you're a loser like Milton Friedman and other morons), we must work together.

So what do you say? I obviously proved its a disease, so how do we fight it?

Ilikebigbutts · 09-05-2007, 12:31 AM

LMFAO I totally agree watch all the gay's and gay lovers flame you now.

Ichikun · 09-05-2007, 01:17 AM

Lol, thats one way of viewing it but your being narrowminded here.

feversleep · 09-05-2007, 03:35 AM

there would be no need to fight it or suffer because of it if everyone jsut accepted it

Tumbleweed · 09-05-2007, 04:13 PM

You think that. God defines normal as man and woman, BTW.

**nomhak** · 09-05-2007, 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Ichikun

Lol, thats one way of viewing it but your being narrowminded here.

Are you insane? How does the human civilization reproduce? Hmm, I wonder, through sexual intercourse. The gay epidemic is very serious indeed, its constricting our ability to reproduce, depleting the human civilization and making a mockery of our species. Fortunately I got a co-workers who captured a group of homosexual men and is working on a vaccine.

From his findings so far, he has determined that homosexuality is a disorder in the brain that involves the transmitting of a particular hormone and the lacking of interaction between the medulla oblongata. We need to find the source of this disgusting outrageous diseases before one after one, all men will be playing bum darts rather then sitting on a sofa watching good girl on girl pornography. Which of course is entirely staged and they have no sexual attraction to each other.

**Sejiru** · 09-05-2007, 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by nomhak

Are you insane? How does the human civilization reproduce? Hmm, I wonder, through sexual intercourse. The gay epidemic is very serious indeed, its constricting our ability to reproduce, depleting the human civilization and making a mockery of our species. Fortunately I got a co-workers who captured a group of homosexual men and is working on a vaccine.

From his findings so far, he has determined that homosexuality is a disorder in the brain that involves the transmitting of a particular hormone and the lacking of interaction between the medulla oblongata. We need to find the source of this disgusting outrageous diseases before one after one, all men will be playing bum darts rather then sitting on a sofa watching good girl on girl pornography. Which of course is entirely staged and they have no sexual attraction to each other.

I suddenly support gay people. Killing off humanity by any means is ok in my books, seem's like there doing everyone a favor especially since I've never seen any hot lesbians.