Should Dancing Be Legal?

Tumbleweed · 07-30-2007, 05:45 PM

As a baptist, I find it morally offensive. I personally believe it leads to Rock N Roll, Jazz music, and overall, Satan. We must save our children from such a repugnant prelude to premarital sex, and, sometimes even worse, pregnancy without marriage.

**nomhak** · 07-30-2007, 07:22 PM

Its absolutely disgusting and should be abolished from society. The fact that young males and females gather around closely dancing in sexual manners, rubbing and touching each other only leads to underage sex. Dancing will be the fall of modern society, if we do not put our foot down now, we will reach a whole new level on the chart. In which, I will need a scissor lift to demonstrate how high this level is.

Let us start a petition to deem dancing illegal in North America.

m0nk3y_i3unz · 07-30-2007, 07:31 PM

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT??? Is this a joke????... How in the fucking HELL does dancing lead to satanism???

**nomhak** · 07-30-2007, 07:40 PM

Please, refrain from using vulgar language. The fact of the matter is, statistics prove that teens who dance are more likely to smoke, do drugs, and yes, follow the ways of Satan. I'm sorry if your appalled but we MUST cleanse society.

peglegpirate · 07-30-2007, 08:00 PM

Even the structured arts of dance falls victim to this pattern. Clearly the sorceror in Swan Lake was working for Satan. Any movement that strays from walking should not be allowed!

m0nk3y_i3unz · 07-30-2007, 08:34 PM

Gah Im a n00b head. I now see your points.

Black Mamba · 07-31-2007, 01:41 AM

Dancing is just another way of expressing ones self, in my own opinion, satanism is a choice not something you just fall in to.

In fact, my cousin Michelle, she has been dancing since she was little girl and she hasn't fallen victim to drugs or alcohol, in fact she is an A-B student in high school.

~~*Boots And Braces*~~ · 07-31-2007, 01:57 AM

WOW THIS SOUNDS LIKE CHURCH!!! i mean like holy Dance Nazi's!

Damien · 07-31-2007, 05:06 PM

...Is this another one of those, "Let's mess with you guys" things, like when Sej told me there was a Staff Skin?

Dude, my church is a Baptist Church, and they never care about dances or anything. Actually, maybe they do, I stoppped going because I hate liberals. (No offense to anyone that's a liberal, but I'm sure if you were surrounded by 60+ Conservatives, talking about their awesome conservative theories which you find stupid, you'd go crazy too.)

entropy · 07-31-2007, 06:05 PM

I do ballroom dancing. It's fun.

Grinding isn't dancing, it's stupidity.