24 Ways NOT To Impress A Girl. - Page 2

Fewmitz · 01-17-2009, 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Seelyon

4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is
say "you better be", repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show
her you care.

8. Tell her you're taking her out to dinner. Drive for miles so she thinks
it's going to be really special. Then take her to a burning tire yard. When
she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you're really
going to take her to dinner. Then drive her home. When she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that, lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...cause I can."

9. Introduce her to your friends as "some chick". Women love those special nicknames.

12. Take her to a party. When you get there she'll have to go to the
bathroom (they always do). And she does, leave immediately. Come back right when the party's dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.

13. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is, if she has a small pet. Kick
the pet. I always find stuff like that funny. Why shouldn't girls?

21. If you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it, say no. This
way she'll think you're mysterious.

22. Remember her birthday but don't get her something. Teach her material objects aren't important. The only thing that's important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.

23. When she gives you a present on your birthday, take it and tell her you love it. Then next time you know she's coming over on a trash day leave the trash bin open and have the present visibly sticking out of the can. Girls actually don't like this one that much but I think it's funny.

Those are terrific.