Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer game

[Daniel]

Originally Posted by 13unny

Smelly rodents that eat socks

Why is the earth round?

You are mistaken, Earth is not round. This has been a conspiracy for thousands of years. There is a vast ice wall that keeps the water where it is. The ice wall is roughly 150ft high. This also explains why you can find a vast plane of ice when you travel south. This Ice Wall is guarded by thousands of guards, paid millions by the government. (This just proves why nobody knows why the earth is round :P)


Why is water wet? (Give me an intelligent answer :3)

[TacoCutter]

Water is wet because the word wet is a derivative of the word water, thus it HAS to be wet.

In which fashion does one cut tacos?

[13unny]

You should always cut tacos with perfect accuracy.
Soft shell must be cut at a 90 degree angle.
Hard shell at 60 degrees.
If you mess up.. well just don't mess up you'll be sorry.


Where does chocolate milk come from?

[TacoCutter]

Chocolate milk comes from forcing cocoa beans down a cow's stomach and placing them in a machine which will shake them vigorously. The cow will then temporarily produce chocolate milk.

Why is the sky blue?

[Dev]

Its not its Green.

How many Pancakes can I eat?

[TacoCutter]

Seventeen and a half.

What are the color of my eyebrows?

[Dev]

Yellow with Pink Polkadots

How many fingers do I have?

[TacoCutter]

Ironically, seventeen and a half.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?

[Daniel]

Originally Posted by TacoCutter

Ironically, seventeen and a half.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?

Approx. 127.

What English word is nine letters long, and can remain an English word at each step as you remove one letter at a time, right down to a single letter. List the letter you remove each time and the words that result at each step.

[TacoCutter]

Bobobobob

What is a monkey?