AWSOME PRANKS!

[WhorishBride]

Wait... That's hardly legible. Is that like the diet coke and mentos shit?

[SlickStunz]

Lol, I got one. Go into your dad/step dad/brother/sister or whoever uses deodorant. Take it and cut the first 4 inches or so off it. Then, go into your fridge and get some cream cheese and put it on where the deodorant was, then, try to shape it like the top of deodorant, then wheel it down so the top doesn't touch it. You'll literally crack up at the results.

[DarkRiku]

Easy

if your parents have an alarm clock, set it up for 2:00am, LOUD

easy, and nice results (note: this woks best when you have siblings to blame *mwhahaha*)

[Pastry]

lol my brothers friend once put whipped cream on his bare ass, and put it to a kid who was sleepings face, and he woke up, and my bros friend ran it was hilarious. and the kid was like why the fuck is there whipped cream in my ear?

[velvetrevolver91]

These ideas are gold. Lol

[TheLuftwaffle]

Here's on I did a few years ago.
Location: Highschool.
I was sharing a locker with a friend at the time. I went to his locker and unscrewed the joints during class, then put the door back in place and made it look normal. (Sort of easy, since the door always sticks anyways. It was dented from being kicked closed and you had to really pull on it to open it )
Lunch comes around, i make casual chit-chat with the guy next to his locker. friend comes and undoes the lock and gives the door a strong pull.
It nearly flies out of his hand and across to the other side of the hall.
He looks at it, yells "what the fuck?!", sees me doubled over with laughter and chases me down the hallway waving a green 6 foot long locker door above his head.
We got stopped by a teacher that said it was vandalism and sent us to walk to the office (attracting many stares along the way and getting stopped by lunch monitors that asked us why we had a door).
We handed in the door and it's screws (which took FIVE DAYS for them to get around to putting back on, including a weekend), and the principal told us he'd have us both clean up around the school sometime. We could hear him laughing when we walked out. XD

[bug14]

I used to work at Wal-Mart. This fat bitch at work was always riding my ass, so one day I got into her heart medicine and replaced it with laxatives that were the same shape and consistency! That day when she was getting all up in my face about not having the floor swept, I heard a loud growl and then she started running to the bathroom and crapped her pants. Then she had a heart attack and died in a puddle of her own excrement! End of story! You should have seen it! It was funny as hell!!!


This story is false!

[TheLuftwaffle]

Originally Posted by bug14

I used to work at Wal-Mart. This fat bitch at work was always riding my ass, so one day I got into her heart medicine and replaced it with laxatives that were the same shape and consistency! That day when she was getting all up in my face about not having the floor swept, I heard a loud growl and then she started running to the bathroom and crapped her pants. Then she had a heart attack and died in a puddle of her own excrement! End of story! You should have seen it! It was funny as hell!!!


This story is false!

MY GOD THAT WAS AROUSING.

[puppy]

I got this from my friend Lexink I give her credit:
16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART =]




1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.


2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.


3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.


4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,"Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.


12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.


13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"


14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.."NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"


15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!


16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

[Snakebite]

LMFAO OF PUPPY REPPED BECAUSE I HAVEN'T LAUGHED THAT HARD IN AWHILE.
ROFL