I'm killing myself with a gun

**blurx** · 02-14-2008, 05:10 PM

You awake one day on a dungeon floor on christmas day, you are naked covered in semen and there is an egg (the size of an ostrich egg ) in your penis or vagina.

there is a second egg in your ass and your nipples have been horribly mutilated.

Do you go

/north

/west

/south

/east

or do you

/look around first

maybe you

/try to get the eggs out before moving on.

masterjoe42 · 02-14-2008, 05:12 PM

O.o do you play D&D?
I um. . . .try to get out and seek medical attention. At most, cut off my genitals.

**blurx** · 02-14-2008, 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by masterjoe42

O.o do you play D&D?
I um. . . .try to get out and seek medical attention. At most, cut off my genitals.

--INVALID ANSWER--, try again?

Do you go

/north

/west

/south

/east

or do you

/look around first

maybe you

/try to get the eggs out before moving on.

SpAtularrr · 02-14-2008, 05:19 PM

/try to get the eggs out before moving on.

masterjoe42 · 02-14-2008, 05:20 PM

~sigh~ yeah, what he said.

**blurx** · 02-14-2008, 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SpAtularrr

/try to get the eggs out before moving on.

Quote:

Originally Posted by masterjoe42

~sigh~ yeah, what he said.

your v****a rips apart as the egg comes out and turns to goo.

the a**l egg is salvaged though

egg added to inventory.

Do you go

/north

/east

or do you

/look around first

SpAtularrr · 02-14-2008, 05:25 PM

*Cries at fanny rippage :(*
/look around first

masterjoe42 · 02-14-2008, 05:26 PM

/north

**blurx** · 02-14-2008, 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SpAtularrr

*Cries at fanny rippage :(*
/look around first

/You open your eyes to find that they've been ripped out, for you not to feel the pain you must have been drugged.

Here and there, here and there.

Do you go

/north

/east

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Quote:

Originally Posted by masterjoe42

/north

You're in a small steel 4 by 4 feet square room

infront of you is a spiked torture chair with a man in a bear suit in it

sr. is written on his bleeding gut you try to talk to him and he dies.

you go back then north and find another path this time with 3 directions

do you go

/left

/straight

/right

masterjoe42 · 02-14-2008, 05:37 PM