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Originally Posted by lil
How old are you.. And, are you straight? O.o
Wait.. Is he? XD |
Twenty, female, straight as a noodle - add some 'water' and I'll flop wherever the hell you want me to. =D [This is a complete lie. Booze isn't required. Just a nice rack].
Him, I'm not so sure after that...
@Master: No. I didn't. Instead, I asked every male on my MSN list 'OMG WHY CAN'T HE GET IT UP?! HE'S YOUNGER THAN ME! AM I THAT UGLY? DID I DO IT WRONG?!' because I'm a paranoid fucker who instantly assumes that if something is wrong, it's my fault. ._.;