Bah

**Sejiru** · 10-01-2007, 08:14 PM

Been talking to some of my female friends recently and discovered so far this list of girls who liked me last year.

Cassy (Dated for like 2 weeks but she's no fun, she doesn't believe I'm a prophet D=)
Cailey (...I thought she hated me but apparently she never shut up about me to her friends. Or rather she hates my guts now.)
Lizzie (Meh)
Sam (Meh)

It's weird considering Sam, and Cassy almost never talked to me. Lizzie was so fliratious normally that I couldn't tell and I thought Caily hated me. My girlfriend is so lucky that I'm a faithful idiot.

Just been asking questions of women lately about myself in case I break up with my girlfriend if theres any appealing traits about me so I could keep a list and I've got this.

Smart
Uses big words (They said it made me appealing in a unique way...)
Love for the female face (No idea why but two of them said thats a good thing)
Taste in music
Funny
Smelling good (Is that really that important?)
Being clean.
Dead sexy (No one said it but I just get the distinct feel for it 8D)

Yeah kinda using this as a potential conversation piece but I originally intended to just save it to a notepad file for future reference. Yes I'm tracking my appeal to women and which ones specifically.

This sunday I'm going to a lock down at the bowling alley... she's suppose to be there but she probably won't show... I'll probably just end it if she doesn't show.

**nomhak** · 10-01-2007, 08:26 PM

wowowow, your keeping a list of your traits on your computer. No.

Don't keep a list of your traits, why? because your setting yourself to fail.
Next, using big words is a double edge sword, use'em when needed, but more times then none, don't. Women don't wanna hears words they don't understand unless its in another language, they also don't like being talked down, considering most women feel they are as equally intelligent as most males (I know, funny ain't it?)

Secondly, your confidence is good, considering you think your dead sexy which made my tongue twitch to the regurgitating motion my throat made, but its a good thing. You shouldn't even need lists, you should be at a level where your traits are far too many to list.

Rui's Law No.1
Women are accessories.
-Your not going to like a chick you don't look good with, if you do, fail. Be proud of your handbag, the more you show her off the more important she feels because she gets to go out WITH you, to a restaurant, to a club, to a beach, to a park, to a party.

Relationships are peace treaty agreements. The bitch gives you a cold shoulder, purposely tries to make you jealous, or attempts to put you in the queens throne then you gotta either lay it down, or end it. Male dominance is the glue of everything, sex, relationships, competitive sports, everything. Though moderating the levels you "dominate" at is key, you can't be a pig, you gotta be confident in your position and never sweat it. Women that use their boyfriends tend to get bored and move onto guys like they're levels in Super Mario.

Hmm, thats it for now, you were lucky enough to hear one of my laws, I can't share the rest, they make getting sex easy which means less picks for me.

**Sejiru** · 10-01-2007, 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nomhak

wowowow, your keeping a list of your traits on your computer. No.

Don't keep a list of your traits, why? because your setting yourself to fail.
Next, using big words is a double edge sword, use'em when needed, but more times then none, don't. Women don't wanna hears words they don't understand unless its in another language, they also don't like being talked down, considering most women feel they are as equally intelligent as most males (I know, funny ain't it?)

Secondly, your confidence is good, considering you think your dead sexy which made my tongue twitch to the regurgitating motion my throat made, but its a good thing. You shouldn't even need lists, you should be at a level where your traits are far too many to list.

Rui's Law No.1
Women are accessories.
-Your not going to like a chick you don't look good with, if you do, fail. Be proud of your handbag, the more you show her off the more important she feels because she gets to go out WITH you, to a restaurant, to a club, to a beach, to a park, to a party.

Relationships are peace treaty agreements. The bitch gives you a cold shoulder, purposely tries to make you jealous, or attempts to put you in the queens throne then you gotta either lay it down, or end it. Male dominance is the glue of everything, sex, relationships, competitive sports, everything. Though moderating the levels you "dominate" at is key, you can't be a pig, you gotta be confident in your position and never sweat it. Women that use their boyfriends tend to get bored and move onto guys like they're levels in Super Mario.

Hmm, thats it for now, you were lucky enough to hear one of my laws, I can't share the rest, they make getting sex easy which means less picks for me.

With how shy and anti-social I am you don't really have to worry about me picking up women, I mean if I'm not gonna leave my house where do I meet the women?

Bleh intellectual equals? Most of the women I know are from touching my intelligence and I'd say I'm around... average. Most of my knowledge is through independent learning and with my attention span it's more of in fields of my interest and even then sketchy and full of holes.

Hmm I think that's why Cassy was a drag for me, talking to her I had to spend half my time explaining words to her because she'd use the thesaurus to try and appear smart to me because she knows I refuse to date a woman who I feel is an idiot. The talking down to her what was probably made her not want to talk to me.

Bah my confidence isn't that high when my friend said to me "You know Cassy likes you?" I laughed because I find it hard to believe women like me despite the fact there are some who do and Cassy and Sam are by no means ugly, rather pretty actually. I also find myself rather plain looking and I just think it's funny to pretend I'm gorgeous.

I need a list because I'm not sure what it was that made them like me, especially since I was oblivious to it most of the time. That and I'll forget if I just think to myself "So it's these things that made me appealing better keep note of that." like in eight grade I had this huge crush on this girl but looking back it would never have worked. She thought I was stupid (Imagine that... she still thinks of me as a little stupid) she's very pious and hates video games and the music genres I like. Completely different personalities really.

k[ore] · 10-01-2007, 11:02 PM

man, thats a lot of shit to read.

**xBaka** · 10-01-2007, 11:43 PM

k[ore] is always right.
I see his/her posts in the latest posts box and I have the same opinion. D:

MintCreme · 10-01-2007, 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nomhak

Relationships are peace treaty agreements. The bitch gives you a cold shoulder, purposely tries to make you jealous, or attempts to put you in the queens throne then you gotta either lay it down, or end it. Male dominance is the glue of everything, sex, relationships, competitive sports, everything. Though moderating the levels you "dominate" at is key, you can't be a pig, you gotta be confident in your position and never sweat it. Women that use their boyfriends tend to get bored and move onto guys like they're levels in Super Mario.

Seriously. I own my relationship. It's VERY boring.

It'd be so nice if a guy was ever dominant. Just once I'd love to hear "God, just shut up and suck my..." >_> Censorship for the minors, yes.

**virusdetected** · 10-02-2007, 03:57 PM

Nommy pin-pointed it pretty much.

"Smelling good (Is that really that important?)"

...yes. You can be ass-ugly and still smell good you'll at least get SOME attention. Goes the other way too, if you're dead sexy but smell like shit...eh. Not so good.

Zim · 10-02-2007, 04:14 PM

I'll be your pretend girlfriend Sej.

U CAN PRAKTEESE TALKIN TO MAH

Zim · 10-02-2007, 04:15 PM

Pretend I'm another hot "e-chick"
LIEK SPADE LOL

Basch · 10-02-2007, 04:23 PM

Eh if you want to pick up women that are a bit cute and have the same tastes as you then just be yourself shit nothing to hard about that, just be yourself and have some confidence. If you wanted to become a player or just basically get a ton of women then someone would have to lay down a huge list of shit. xD

Ehh you got the funny part down, thats a plus. o_o