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06-18-2008, 01:43 AM
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2. mudkipz  209 up, 73 down 
A long time ago, a kid asked another kid that was crazy about pokemon if he liked mudkips. The kid answered with very bad grammar and very enthusiasticly that he loved them. The first person asked if he would f*** one and before he said "if you were a mudkip" the kid agreed in the affirmative. The first kid said that he happened to have a mudkip doll with him and when he pulled it out, the mudkip lover had whipped off his pants and was on the ground actually f***ing it.
Not to get between a man and his mudkipz, the guy stepped away while a crowd began to form around the strange boy. (The following is what is believed to happen) A girl tried to take the doll, the insane boy bit her. Naturally this pissed off her football-captain esque boyfriend who gathered some of his buddies and beat the living s*** out of the kid. (The following is confirmed)
When a teacher came, the students were sent to their classrooms. Eventually, there was an announcement over the loudspeaker that requested the football team members to come forward and also an individual who had thrown a flaming plush mudkip doll into the library. Over the loudspeaker came the voice of a woman later identified as the weird boy's mother screaming "You little motherfuckers, I'll sue!" But was quickly shut down.
So I ask you, do you leik mudkipz?
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06-18-2008, 01:44 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: CA Age: 23 Posts: 7,040
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06-18-2008, 01:50 AM
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4. Mudkipz
love it 88 up, 133 down hate it
A collectable and tradable currency for sex.
The current going rate is 7 Mudkipz for 1 sexytime.
"Collect your Mudkipz"
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06-18-2008, 01:54 AM
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GPoints: 62 Rep Power: 0 | LOL, search lilly. I like 1 definition but the other one sucks dick LOL | |
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06-18-2008, 04:57 AM
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| Vagenius  
Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Slums of Shaolin Age: 12 Posts: 10,089
GPoints: 2,728 Rep Power: 24 | snakebite
love it 2 thumbs up hate it
the act of a woman opening her mouth so wide that she fits the male's entire package (penis and balls included)into her mouth while wriggling her tounge around to the man's anus and giving him an awesome rimmer.
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Originally Posted by Tara Gilesbie Sudenly a gothic old man flu in on his broomstick. He had lung black hair and a looong black bread. He wus werring a blak robe dat sed ‘avril lavigne’ on da back. He shotted a spel and Vlodemort ran away. It was…………………………………DUMBLYDO RE! | | |
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06-18-2008, 05:01 AM
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GPoints: 62 Rep Power: 0 | That sounds like.. Someone's package would get bitten off D: | |
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06-18-2008, 05:02 AM
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| Vagenius
Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Slums of Shaolin Age: 12 Posts: 10,089
GPoints: 2,728 Rep Power: 24 | Its the forbidden position.
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Originally Posted by Tara Gilesbie Sudenly a gothic old man flu in on his broomstick. He had lung black hair and a looong black bread. He wus werring a blak robe dat sed ‘avril lavigne’ on da back. He shotted a spel and Vlodemort ran away. It was…………………………………DUMBLYDO RE! | | |
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06-18-2008, 05:04 AM
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GPoints: 104 Rep Power: 0 | There will never be a forbidden position in sex. Its time for the prisoned to go free. | |
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06-18-2008, 05:21 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Purgatory Posts: 4,472
GPoints: 910 Rep Power: 12 | Wat, wat screaming seagull?
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06-18-2008, 05:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Sejiru  Wat, wat screaming seagull? | You mean the whole sand in the vagina deal? If that's so.. EW!!!! And not to mention, fucking ow :|
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