I thought this would be a weekly thing, but it's too much damn fun. So, lets get started.
Finding an email:
Why, Hello arnuad, it's been a while.
Let's go in further:
1.) HEY, they got my name right this time.
2.) Organ length.. ORGAN LENGTH. They increase the size of your pancreas.
At this point there wasn't enough, so I had to go in further, lets look at their site:
OH WHAT A FUCKING SURPRISE. Not enough people were interested in having their pancreas's extended. So, you know, I wasn't too angry, but it could have better on their part.
Le end.