Magical storys of the all knowing neko

[Ruzzeh]

<3 For when ever she gets here.

[Nekosocks]

CAPITALIZE MY FUCKING NAME. ;-;

But uhm.
Once upon a time...
There was a girl named Makayla. She was half Mexican.
And then there was a girl named Neko. She was biracial and smexeh. But nto as smexeh as Makayla.

One day Neko came up to Makayla and was like 'Mm. Chingame por favor.'

And Makayla was like 'lol wut'.

So Neko tied Makayla to the ceiling and fornicated her.
Makayla exploded in orgasms.

And that's why women have periods and Asians have small penises.

[Ruzzeh]

That was a amazing story. <3.

MYTURN.

Uh Once apon a time there was a person called Neko.
Everyone wanted to rape her and have sex.
Then she married Lizz and had 3 kidds called Prince Neko, Prince Neko JR, and prince neko-lizz(girl)
And then Makayla came and raped them all untill they had no more fluids to come out of there body.

[Nekosocks]

WHOO.

Hm. NEW ONE

Once upon a time, there was a boy named John. He was 33 years of age and an active user of Myspace.
One day, he came across the Myspace account of Ms. Neko Takahashi.
He added her MSN and raped the hell out of it.

Three months later, he decided to go to Iraq.
He also decided to ask Neko to marry him, telling her he wanted to see her boobs 'every night'.

But the sad thing is, he only liked it missionary and doggehstyle.

Neko figured it was because he was so fat they were the only positions he could get into without having a chain of mini heart attacks.

Two days later John was masturbating and asked Neko for nudes, but when Neko refused, he called her a fake.

That is why Myspace is evil as is anyone Asian over 230 pounds and under six feet should be castrated with a butterknife and engulfed in my vagina.

[Ruzzeh]

On a dark and stormy night,
there was a girl that was bored and lonley.
As she slowly crept to the computer, she found a person called Neko.
Then the girl raped her with a curling iron, and made her become my rainbow banana.
Then. I ate her.

[Nekosocks]

STORY FOR CHILDREN

Ever wondered why your dad was grumpy?
Because he wasn't having sex.

Ever wonder why Mommy screamed out curses in the middle of the night?
Your dad was raping her uterus.

SO WHAT IS THE MEANING OF SEX?
Sex is good.
Sex is fun.
Sex is what humans do when they're bored.
In fact, you should try it.

Beginners can start with 'masturbation'.
M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N.
I'll leave you to google how to masturbate.

One must then move on to sex.
You should have sex at a very young age and wherever you can.
Why? Well, for the hell of it!

SEXTION DONE CAUSE IM BORED.

WHAT IS RAPE?
Rape is what Ruzz does to Neko in the afternoon on swings while Neko's on her period in the rain.
The rape is so hot and steamy the rain evaporates around the bodies and yet again, I'm bored.

STORY DONE.

[Ruzzeh]

Once apon a time,
A guy called Rui taught Ruzz how to masturbate.
Then, Ruzz taught Ashley how to masturbate
After that, Ruzz taught her whole school to masturbate.
Now everyone masturbates to Nekos pictures everyday.


~True story
BD.

[Nekosocks]

;-; I'm not supposed to know that............

I bet you gave everyone my photobucket information too.

D: I SWEAR SOMEONES GONNA SWIM HERE AND RAPE ME CUZ OF YOU. ;-;

[Ruzzeh]

Naw. Only Ashley.

[Nekosocks]

D: Ashley wants nudes.
Kelly wants to rape me 'cause I'm half British.

You're my boob-patting slave.
Lizz is mah wifey...

D: Who else is there?
Either way, you're all gonna band together and rape me in the park. The raineh park.