Magical storys of the all knowing Neko II. <33

[Ruzzeh]

Hurrah.

Another thread of stories by the all knowing Neko & Ruzz/Makayla. <3

[Nekosocks]

WHOOTWHOOT.
Parteh?
Yes.

Solike.
Once upon a time.
Like four days ago time.
There were five high-school-goers.
They were standing outside, being retarded.

The dumbasses were bored, so they decided to be even more retarded and look in some bushes.

WHAT THEY FOUND WAS....
A USED CONDOM!!!!!!

So the female, Neko, found a stick on the ground and drug around in the bush until the condom was on it.
She then proceeded to examine it with the other 4 boys.

WHAT THEY FOUND.
WAS.
Dried male ejaculatory fluids.

There was a chorus of 'OMGWTFLOLOLOLOLLMFAOROFL'

Then a condom hit the face of one of the boys.

And so began the used-condom fight of doom.

The end.

[Ruzzeh]

YES PARTEH.


BUTBUTBUT.

One apon a time, There was a person called Kelly, Who let Ruzz borrow his jacket. Little did he know, that was a BIG mistake. At lunchtime, when Ruzz was walking around, she saw a condom.

Then, she picked it up and put in in the jacket. After school, Ruzz gave the jacket back to Kelly, and now he stalkes me though Neko D=.

[Sejiru]

What DO you guys do in your spare time?

[Nekosocks]

LMFAO.
<3 It's because he wants to fuck you hard.
I TOLD YOU THAT.

Nownow.
Once upon a time, Neko had a nightmare.
It was of a guy.
Who looked like a baboon ass. D:
IT WAS LIKE::::



DDDDDD;!

[Nekosocks]

Originally Posted by Sejiru

What DO you guys do in your spare time?

:3 Annoy other people with sexual references and such.
<3 We got booted from Ink Link like 54954259 times, plus they were asses so we came here.

DONT YOU LOVE US?

[Ruzzeh]

What DO you guys do in your spare time?




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We have hot steamy lesbian sex in the rain, in the park, on a swing, while were on our periods, and with a pink and black strap on called Amy.

[Sejiru]

Sounds fun, on both parts.

[Nekosocks]

D: Amy's mad at me 'cause I made fun of her being fat. ;-;

And 'cause I told Adam some stuff she told me not to. o.o

So we need to rename it.
Nemaru.

[Sejiru]

Just throwing it out there but Sejiru is an awesome name.