Ohai. I'm Neko. And I'm a story-teller.

**Vaginal-Milkshake** · 05-22-2008, 02:37 PM

And uh..so is Ruzz.

Who should be here soon.
Mebbe.
She does first story! >D

~~*Carnage*~~ · 05-22-2008, 02:37 PM

Is this the same Neko that Leo knows? :O

**Vaginal-Milkshake** · 05-22-2008, 02:38 PM

Yes 'tis. :3

**LordGrievous** · 05-22-2008, 02:38 PM

SPLODES

**Ruzzeh** · 05-22-2008, 02:38 PM

K I'LL TELL THE STORY OF TINY PENIS.

So like.
me and heather went ice skating, and like.
There was this guy, and heather asked for his name.
and he wouldn't tell us.
So heather was like 'Omg fine then, I'll rename you'
and I was like 'LOL LETS CALL HIM TINY PENIS'
so we went around calling him tiny penis for like 2 hours.
and then. he was like 'well.you have a loose vagina'
and I was like 'lol I know you didn't do it cuz your penis is tiny'
c:

true story

**Vaginal-Milkshake** · 05-22-2008, 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lordgrievous

SPLODES

Ohnoez. );

**Vaginal-Milkshake** · 05-22-2008, 02:41 PM

K my turn.
Um.

So like.
Um.
I was outside one night.
And I had mah puppy wif me.
And she was trying to eat a bug-thing.
And I was like 'GO RYIA GO GET IT'
Then the bug flew up and attacked me.
And more came.
And this big thinger came.
It looked weird.
Like an alienistic insect.

I got scared and sprayed grass-stuff everywhere.
Then the bugs died.

The end!

//truestory

**Ruzzeh** · 05-22-2008, 02:44 PM

K
so lieek.
Me&& friends wuz walking around the mall.
and den.
Kellehkinz wus liek.
OMG ASK PPLZ FOR NUMBERS.
so I asked this fat kid.
but hes like 'y?'
and I said 'y not?'
and he wuz like 'nty'
so I was like 'k'
den.
This chick was like 'u can has mai number'
and I was liek '

Okay'
and den.
BOOM

I got a girls number :P

**Vaginal-Milkshake** · 05-22-2008, 02:48 PM

Aww. Ruzz is mah li'l lesbian. <3
ILYRUZZ.

Um. K
IUNNOIMOUTOFSTORIES D;

Once upon a time there was a girl named Ashlee and she got used by Neko 'cause she secretly dated Ruzz to Ashlee's unknowing.
So when Ashlee found out she got all sad and emo and told Neko she used her until Nekokins could run back into Ruzz's arm when Ashlee wanted Nekokins in her arms instead.

So Ashlee went emo moar and began putting 'i love her' 'imissher' 'blahblahblah' in her MSN's names.

Then Neko laughed her ass off.

//the end

**Ruzzeh** · 05-22-2008, 02:52 PM

ilumbitch.♥

K.
uh.
NEWSTORY.
Uhuh.
Once apon a time.
There was a girl.
Who was a bitch.
named lizz.
then.
One day.
I met neko.
we talked and talked all the time.
but lizz was like 'OMG U LOVE NEKO MOAR THEN ME' all day non stop.
even though lizz knew she wuz my best friend.
denden.
she called my mom and wuz liek. 'UR DAUGHTER IZ HASIN LESBIAN SEX WIF NEKO'
and den.
No moar msn.

Now a moar entertaining story:

One day.
Me and neko had hot steamy lesbian sex in the rain on the blue swings in the park while we was on our periods with a pink&& black studded blinking strap on called amy c: