what the fuck.

**virusdetected** · 11-11-2007, 08:59 AM

My sister comes in my room and shouts "WAKE UP" when it's fucking 8 fucking 30 in the fucking morning. I JUST hit my bed at 6 too. Stupid twat. She's gonna be bludgeoned to death when she gets home.

**Sejiru** · 11-11-2007, 09:05 AM

I'd kill my sister if she did this but that just reminded me of this kid I wanted to kill. My sister would never wake me up though if she was up before me because her thoughts would be "Ha! Now I get the computer before wolfgang" when in all honesty even if I get on and she wakes up two minutes later I get kicked off because the bitch will cry for hours if my mother doesn't kick me off and she doesn't want to hear it.

I stayed after school one day and I needed a ride from my parents at like 3:30 so I called them at 3:15. So by about 4:00 I'd fallen asleep outside the school entrance and some fat bastard comes along in a car and yells "WAKE UP KID!" the little cretin. I wish I could've kicked that punks ass because I didn't get a ride for another 50 fucking minutes. But three things stopped me.

1. I like to pretend I'm nice and if everyone found out I bludgeoned an elementary school student well that image would be gone.
2. He was in a car with his mother.
3. Whenever I just wake up I'm in no mood to chase someone down.

**virusdetected** · 11-11-2007, 09:07 AM

I would have chased him. Probly knock him out and give him a breakfest burruito.

FUCK. I just realized I left my vodka bottles at my friends house. If friend better not drink any :x