wheres my sinful spade

[nomhak]

U get home and its 4am aand yor not online, gay.

bt now I know you stay on late becase im online <3

good night good dancing asshol bouncers broke my wattch.

DIGTIS


guys im going to sleep here.

[Lil Sp3nda]

someones drunk :P

[Nomlrr]

But you already knew that.

[Violent_J]

I took sinfulspade as a hostage and will be selling on auction. She goes to the highest bidder

[nomhak]

I'll find you, tie you down to a chair and take a hammer and a triangular piece of wood. Then inbetween all your joints I'll hit the hammer on the wood to cause your joints to seperate. First I'll start with your fingers, then your toes, and move to the bigger joints
Eventually you'll go into shock and stop feeling the pain. Then I will Inject you with an Epipen to bring you out of shock. As soon as you snapped out of shock, immedaitely I will set off a tap that rested 6 feet above your head to drop a single drop of hydrochloric acid every 3 seconds. Your head would be tied back so the water drops on your forehead exactly. This will last roughly 2 hours. After that, you will be placed under a high pressure stream of water for 5 days. You will not see anyone, you will not hear anyone. In solitude you'll stay under this water. When those 5 days are over, the healing in your joints would have started. So, instead of using that piece of wood, a flat wooden mallet would be used to crush and break your bones. Then, you will be hung upside down by your ankles, as a machine constantly revolves you in a circular direction. Two ropes will then by tying your hands and the rope will extend to the ground. These ropes, (on your ankles and your arms) will then get tighter and tighter and revolve wider and wider, they also revolve in opposite directions. As your hanging and revolving, Medicine balls will be launched at your body from every sort of direction. If we notice you snapping into numbness and shock, you will be smashed with an Epipen again.

Hows that for a highest bid?

Originally Posted by nomhak

I'll find you, tie you down to a chair and take a hammer and a triangular piece of wood. Then inbetween all your joints I'll hit the hammer on the wood to cause your joints to seperate. First I'll start with your fingers, then your toes, and move to the bigger joints
Eventually you'll go into shock and stop feeling the pain. Then I will Inject you with an Epipen to bring you out of shock. As soon as you snapped out of shock, immedaitely I will set off a tap that rested 6 feet above your head to drop a single drop of hydrochloric acid every 3 seconds. Your head would be tied back so the water drops on your forehead exactly. This will last roughly 2 hours. After that, you will be placed under a high pressure stream of water for 5 days. You will not see anyone, you will not hear anyone. In solitude you'll stay under this water. When those 5 days are over, the healing in your joints would have started. So, instead of using that piece of wood, a flat wooden mallet would be used to crush and break your bones. Then, you will be hung upside down by your ankles, as a machine constantly revolves you in a circular direction. Two ropes will then by tying your hands and the rope will extend to the ground. These ropes, (on your ankles and your arms) will then get tighter and tighter and revolve wider and wider, they also revolve in opposite directions. As your hanging and revolving, Medicine balls will be launched at your body from every sort of direction. If we notice you snapping into numbness and shock, you will be smashed with an Epipen again.

Hows that for a highest bid?

I'm sure that endearing in a very indirect, Rui kinda way. I blushed.

[TacoCutter]

Cliiiiiiiiiiingy. XD