who wants to be my girlfriend

[Sniper]

You must be...

- White, lol
- C cups or higher
- Not fat, I don't like whales
- Nice ass
- Brunette preferably. Also accepts applications from blondes and redheads, though
- Bisexual

You must agree to...

- Cooking me breakfast, lunch, dinner
- Going to the store at 3 AM to satisfy my early morning Peanut Butter and Banana sandwhich fetish
- Me grabbing your tits and ass randomly throughout the day. Expect it done about twenty times or more
- Not complaining, or you'll catch a nasty right hook to the face
- Not having a credit card
- Not having a social life
- Willing to have sex twelve times a day. Agreement #3 doesn't apply during sex, so I can grab your womanly body parts all I want
- Willing to accomplish every demand I bark at you
- Willing to have a threesome with your hot mother, sister, cousin, or any other hot female family member
- Be ready for random beatdowns, which involve beating the absolute shit out of you. They'll happen a minimum of three times a day

If any of this appeals to you, and it should, send applications to my PM box.

[Ruzzeh]

OMG ME PLZ,
I WANTED U FROM DAH START :C: C:C:C:C:C:C: :( :( :( :( :( :( </3/3/

[Ruzzeh]

PLZ BBY ILU

[Ruzzeh]

SNIPER BBY

[BAWWWWWelin]

lol

[Dak]

I'm all of those, but I'm a guy...

[Ruzzeh]

I CNT LIVE LIFE WIFOUT U

[Ruzzeh]

PLZ LPZ PLZ

[Dak]

Ruzz u whoar.

[Ruzzeh]

WIF OUT U LIFE IS NUTHIN