How to play uber legit

[FireWrath]

Sure you can play the game as some would call "legit," but can you do it "uberly legit?" I think that I am the only true legit player in the entire game, and anyone that claims they play fair without glitches/trainers/unfair advantages is probably a damn dirty lier! But it's ok, I'm going to teach you the ways of becoming a trully, 100% legit player.

1) Do not use any healing items such as food or potions, if you are hurt you need to get to the hospital. In real life if you're bleeding your guts out a cake isn't going to help, neither should it in the game.
2) Do not use the Ring of Life, God intended you to die, so you better die!
3) Do not come back for your items or money when you die, you dropped it so let it be gone. In fact, the three remaining items in your inventory should be dropped, too because it's just unfair to be rewarded for dying.
4) Do not teleport at any time, any place. If you need to get somewhere, then you should run, though some may even question that method, so walk there just to be safe.
5) Do not use any items to increase your stats in any way; however, if you can somehow manage to somehow get the Saradomin Brew to not raise your HP and defense, the it's perfectly fine to use (Zammy Pots that don't increase any of your stats are ok, too).
6) Do not every use Bandos GS or any kind of Godsword because they lower the enemies' stats, but if you can have those weapons effect you, then by all means do so.
7) Do not heal yourself by any means if you are poisoned. It is clear that it is your fault that you have this effect on you, and will wait it out
8) Do not use your Special Attack at any point in the game, if you have ever used it then you must start another character and continue without it.
9) Do not use magic either; you can't do that in reality, so you can't do it in the game, plus it makes the game that much easier and less fun. Come to think of it, any range weapon is considered to be illegitimate unless you're trying to work on your range level, after which you are to discard that weapon.
10) Do not pick up any gold you may see on the ground because it's probably hacked. If you're playing in an empty server, it's still best to avoid to be on the safe side. Same goes for weapons and armor, too. An phat you may see must be a dirty Elf dupe, so report it at once!
11) Do not use a weapon that happens to be the weakness of an enemy. If it is weak to crush, then obviously you should use a slash.
12) Do not trade with anyone at all. If you can't obtain a certain item/money, or just don't want to do the work for it, then you clearly do not deserve to have it. Needless to say, same thing goes for borrowing/lending, it's against the rules and is not allowed.


Simply follow those rules, of course, along with the more obvious ones such as hacking and the like, and you can call yourself a legitimate player!

[lil]

So, about #2? Which God do you speak of?
About #10: WHAT IF I killed a goblin for my gold? That can't be hacked!

[FireWrath]

Originally Posted by lil

So, about #2? Which God do you speak of?
About #10: WHAT IF I killed a goblin for my gold? That can't be hacked!

Zammy - He is the best God due to the color red representing him.
And on number ten, you never know if some cheating idiot is trying to drop trade, so it's better to just avoid it all together.

[lil]

RuneScape took drop-trading out. Also, for #12, how do you suppose people buy the item they want? They can't just get certain items from shops, you know XD

[FireWrath]

Originally Posted by lil

RuneScape took drop-trading out. Also, for #12, how do you suppose people buy the item they want? They can't just get certain items from shops, you know XD

That's why I said attempting to. For number twelve, the player that he/she is trying to buy the item from must've obtained it somehow, so he/she must do the same work to get it. If it can't be gotten that way, then it must be hacked and smarter to avoid buying it just so you don't get banned anyway.

[mika]

I didn't know that you played runescape?

Coolio.

And funny guide!

[Saint]

13) Do not talk to anyone because they might become offended and consiquently report you.

[FireWrath]

Communication is half the game, so talking is a must; however, using special effects/colors/etc. is not realistic; therefore, is illegal.

[Saint]

Ok I suppose. And also no hunting because hunting = poaching. Poaching = illegal.

[Cyberfreak]

This is utter bullshit burn this guild and place the owner on a stake to die and have vultures eat his remains.

Give this a - infinity

Waste the dude.