[T Mod] Snakebite's Application

[Sejiru]

Originally Posted by Kyo

Best thing to say in an application ever

it's like applying to be a priest being like "oh yeah, and I haven't killed anybody in the last 9 days"

You're obviously unaware of the the policy on gay priests. You can be gay but you couldn't have done any "gay acts" (whatever the fuck that may entail in a church perspective) for several years.

[Kyo]

so basically they set a limit on when you made out with the last guy? what if you made out with one yesterday but it was at this party and you were really drunk, but aren't gay?

[Fewmitz]

It's the Catholic Church. What the fuck do you THINK would happen?

[Kyo]

they'd make you pope?

[Fewmitz]

Or burn you at the stake.

They'd probably flip a coin.