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 Another Homonym reliant riddle.
Old 02-08-2008, 08:54 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Another Homonym reliant riddle.

What do you call a dweeby, castrated Mathematician?






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A square eunuch.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL HE GOT NO BALLS
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... That took me a while to get, but I eventually got it.

Wow.
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Its bad, isn't it?
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Reminds me of another bad joke.

What do you have if your parrot keeps shouting 'Pieces o' Seven!'?

A one bit parity error.
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OMG. benita I actually choked on my water when I read that. Hilarious!
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Rofl. That's fucking brilliant. xD
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Damn you Benita!
All your jokes involve knowing something.
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I'lll make a joke involving not knowing stuff next time, 'kay?
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Alright, then i won't injure myself trying to figure it out.
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