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02-16-2008, 06:37 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 120 Rep Power: 3 | Funny/Inspirational Quotes
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. Dr. Seuss~
Masturbation is like procrastination, in the end it's only fu*king yourself. Something I came across I don't remember the specific creator person.
Anyway, Feel free to share your own inspirational/funny quotes. I didn't find a thread like this so I thought it'd be fun to give it a try. | |
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02-18-2008, 04:27 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2008 Age: 17 Posts: 175 Rep Power: 3 | There are two theories to arguing with women, neither one works.
I am not a vegetarian because i love animals, i am a vegetarian because i hate plants. | |
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02-18-2008, 05:50 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Schrödinger's Box Age: 16 Posts: 1,005 Rep Power: 8 | A child of five would understand this! Send someone to fetch a child of five.
I find television very educational. Every time someone switches it on I go into another room and read a good book.
__________________ FEEL THE GODDAMN LOVE.
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Originally Posted by Kyo GTFO everyone, I'm the artistic genius here, I'll draw you however the hell I feel like drawing you. Benita, you've got a mustache, now you have rockets for legs, and now you're a frog called frank. | Fewmitz! Quote:
Originally Posted by Fewmitz  DEM DAMN APPLE PICKIN' GYPSIES | | |
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02-18-2008, 06:18 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Iowa City, IA. Age: 20 Posts: 2,732 Rep Power: 12 | Please include who originally said the quote. | |
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02-18-2008, 09:37 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Schrödinger's Box Age: 16 Posts: 1,005 Rep Power: 8 | Both of my quotes were by Groucho Marx. If you don't know that, well. You need to watch more movies from the late 1920s and 30s.
__________________ FEEL THE GODDAMN LOVE.
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Originally Posted by Kyo GTFO everyone, I'm the artistic genius here, I'll draw you however the hell I feel like drawing you. Benita, you've got a mustache, now you have rockets for legs, and now you're a frog called frank. | Fewmitz! Quote:
Originally Posted by Fewmitz DEM DAMN APPLE PICKIN' GYPSIES | | |
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02-19-2008, 04:44 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Iowa City, IA. Age: 20 Posts: 2,732 Rep Power: 12 | One morning, I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I'll never know.
-Groucho Marx
Old movies FTW. | |
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02-19-2008, 05:06 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2007 Age: 18 Posts: 815 Rep Power: 6 | I think I mentioned to Bob Geldof I could make love for eight hours. What I didn't say was that this included four hours of begging and then dinner and a movie. - Sting
The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order. - Brian Pickrell
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