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02-22-2008, 04:28 PM
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| Whatever You Like.  
Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: 407, Florida. Age: 16 Posts: 2,654 Rep Power: 11 | Funny Love Poem.
I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your mother.
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you really screwed up my life.
I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming
Roses are red, violets are blue,Sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, violets are dead,Sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
Oh loving beauty you float with grace
If only I could hide your face.
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.
I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "go to hell"
What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime | |
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02-22-2008, 04:31 PM
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| Donor 
Join Date: Feb 2007 Age: 18 Posts: 815 Rep Power: 6 | GREAT.
Did you write it yourself? | |
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02-22-2008, 04:33 PM
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| Whatever You Like.
Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: 407, Florida. Age: 16 Posts: 2,654 Rep Power: 11 | No I didn't write them. I wish I was talented enough. | |
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02-22-2008, 04:34 PM
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| Underground
Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 144 Rep Power: 2 | Awesome.. Bravo Bravo!!!  | |
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02-22-2008, 08:23 PM
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| The Dude Abides
Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Iowa City, IA. Age: 20 Posts: 2,732 Rep Power: 12 | Who wrote it, out of curiosity? I like it. :3 | |
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02-22-2008, 09:00 PM
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| T-Mod/Snugglebunny
Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Schrödinger's Box Age: 16 Posts: 1,016 Rep Power: 8 | Haha, this is the generic "Roses is red spoof": Quote:
Roses are red, violets are blue,Sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, violets are dead,Sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
| In middle school, I knew a ton of these.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
All my base are belong to you.
<3
Roses are red, daffodils are gold,
You might look better if you scrape off that mold.
<3
Roses are red, but dead ones are trash,
You really should shave off that ugly mustache.
__________________ FEEL THE GODDAMN LOVE.
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Originally Posted by Kyo GTFO everyone, I'm the artistic genius here, I'll draw you however the hell I feel like drawing you. Benita, you've got a mustache, now you have rockets for legs, and now you're a frog called frank. | Fewmitz! Quote:
Originally Posted by Fewmitz  DEM DAMN APPLE PICKIN' GYPSIES |
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02-23-2008, 06:24 AM
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| Whatever You Like.
Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: 407, Florida. Age: 16 Posts: 2,654 Rep Power: 11 | I don;t know. It was an Email that I received. A local Newspaper put out a request for Valentines day. Love poems with the most Romantic first line, and rude second one. | |
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