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02-18-2008, 12:56 PM
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| | Middleman
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Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Schrödinger's Box Age: 16 Posts: 893 Rep Power: 5 | Stupid science joke (NO HOMONYMS!) Here's a joke for people who didn't fail at 7th grade science.
'A neutron walked into a bar and said, "How much does a drink cost here?" The bartender replied...' WHAT DID HE SAY?! You can try to guess, or I have the answer below, for you lazy people. ANSWER: "For you? No charge."
LOLOL, get it? Neutrons have no charge!
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02-18-2008, 04:22 PM
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02-18-2008, 06:19 PM
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Fortunato is online now Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Iowa City, IA. Age: 20 Posts: 2,516 Rep Power: 11 | Lawl. xDD
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02-18-2008, 09:36 PM
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| | Middleman
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Originally Posted by Kyo GTFO everyone, I'm the artistic genius here, I'll draw you however the hell I feel like drawing you. Benita, you've got a mustache, now you have rockets for legs, and now you're a frog called frank. | | |
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02-18-2008, 10:11 PM
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02-18-2008, 10:31 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007 Age: 18 Posts: 814 Rep Power: 6 | Oh boy *snort* that was a good one!*snort* | |
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02-18-2008, 10:32 PM
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i hear that one a lot :P
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02-19-2008, 08:24 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2006 Age: 17 Posts: 6,310 Rep Power: 14 | I failed grade 7 science.
Yet I still got the joke.
I think.
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02-19-2008, 08:29 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 1,189 Rep Power: 4 | I lul'd.
I am sooooooooo telling my science teacher that one tomorrow. You rock.
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02-25-2008, 01:42 PM
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