Just wrote this real quick.
Sugary adventures in Lollipop Land
Honey waterfalls, sweet and grand,
Pretty girls in dresses made of candy
Pink and blue petticoats oh so dandy.
Visit our land, our land so sweet!
Come, come! There's so much to eat!
We waste so many saccharine days
Overstuffed and bursting, rotting away
Oh that sweet white stuff, purest in ways
Powdery and yummy, our trust it betrays.
Stay away from our land so sweet!
No! No! There's too much to eat!
Fruity Popsicles and sour gummdrops
They are our lifeblood, are principal crops,
And peppermint trees our lumberjacks chop
To make divine candy canes no one can top!
Live in our land, our land so sweet!
Please, please! There's so much to eat!
Cavities, disease, and greed plagues our land,
Our land full of sin, it is not so grand
Slothful gluttons that eat nothing but candy,
When your soul has decayed, you won't think it dandy.
Depart from our land, our land so sweet!
I beg, I beg! there's too much to eat!
Perhaps if you visited our Lollipop isle
We would give you a nod and a little smile
Hand you a chocolate, and chat for while
By the syrupry river, a candied nile.
Then we'd send you away, we know too well
Of this toothsome limbo, this confectionery Hell!
If you say too long, if you dawdle and dwell...
Say goodbye to your life, we bid you farewell!
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