Funny CS Stories

**virusdetected** · 12-22-2006, 04:00 PM

Anybody got any to share?

Here's one of mine:

One time I ran into a young server with 12 year olds and 13 year olds so and I have porn as my spray, so at one point I used my spray as bait and I just watched one guy stop right in front of the spray and he didn't move for 2 minutes.

gommle · 12-22-2006, 04:25 PM

Hmm o_O

I can guess what he did. (Or maybe his parents saw it xD)

Goatse, tubgirl, pain4.jpg, lotus boob, and other FUGLY things are good to use as spray.

I suck in CS, but I was playing at my friends house once. I was camping at A on Dust, all of my team was dead.

The other team was quite stupid. All of them moved in a row to look for me.
They came walking against me when I came out from my hiding place, and I shot 2 shots with a Eagle and killed them all. 6 headshots in two shots.

**virusdetected** · 12-22-2006, 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by gommle

Hmm o_O

I can guess what he did. (Or maybe his parents saw it xD)

Goatse, tubgirl, pain4.jpg, lotus boob, and other FUGLY things are good to use as spray.

I suck in CS, but I was playing at my friends house once. I was camping at A on Dust, all of my team was dead.

The other team was quite stupid. All of them moved in a row to look for me.
They came walking against me when I came out from my hiding place, and I shot 2 shots with a Eagle and killed them all. 6 headshots in two shots.

2 shots and 6 headshots?
How .-.;
Hacks? xD

Tubgirl... my eyes burn.

gommle · 12-23-2006, 04:04 AM

They all walked in a line.

And of course I was accused of cheating afterwards...

Just try it. Put 5-6 hostages in a line and shoot trough their heads.

**virusdetected** · 12-23-2006, 07:09 AM

I'm so doing that xD
I could have swore bullets never go farther than hitting two people at once?
Unless it was an awp.

gommle · 12-23-2006, 07:20 AM

I think one bullet from the Desert Eagle can do 3-4 headshots. This was Condition Zero btw.

**virusdetected** · 12-23-2006, 11:38 AM

CZ?
Oh, ok.
That would explain why >.<
I'm talking about 1.6 xD

I have yet to try CZ, any noticably big differences?

gommle · 12-24-2006, 06:13 AM

Nah, it's really the same thing. The 1-player part is just much better. Otherwise I guess it's the same.

**virusdetected** · 12-26-2006, 01:15 PM

I actually jsut got CZ
It's alright
Maps look nicer though

xsuicide_notesx · 12-26-2006, 03:12 PM

Yes I do have funny stories to say but none are at the moment. the brain is a little died.