First off your name isn't nearly as clever as you think it is.
I think first and foremost it is necessary to thank you. And I mean this, I really do. You have managed to garner a level of hatred from me that has been though neigh impossible since Blacknite and Joe, both of whom were hated by the entire site. I digress, but I just thought it was important to let you know just how much you suck; or at least I would have to try, because I find it hard to put this sort of thing into accurate words.
Although, this is one of the many things in this thread that I need to quantify. You see, in order for me to stop you from thinking you did something by getting this thread I need to explain how miniscule this accomplishment is. Imagine if you will, you being drunk in public. This should be easy since obviously you’re one of the cool kids that gets wasted every other night just to drink away all the pain. So there you are, stumbling drunkly through the crowd when you bump into the man. You don’t apologize to him; rather, you laugh in his face and keep walking. He responds in turn by ripping your windpipe out and using the gaping hole in your throat as a spittoon. That’s a pretty accurate analogy for this.
And yes, yours is a special kind of idiocy. So severe is your level of douchebaggery that it would make my eyes bleed if I tried to properly quantify it. There are no words to properly define this much failure, just as there are no words to properly define my distaste for you as a being in general. You’ve managed to dig yourself a little hole beneath all of the other cretins that infest this site and then decided to make this ditch your home. Fitting, I admit, but I digress.
The entire time you’ve been here (which has been entirely too long, just so you know) I’ve seen you post three things. The first was about how much of a pathetic loser you were, about how you were a cutter, and about how you were so so sad. You tried to act cool, you tried to play it off like you were just having a good time, a friendly time with the guys, but you weren’t. I heard your cries for help, pathetic as they were, and I could almost see you crying into your pillow at night, and you have no idea how happy it made me. And the fact of the matter is that you deserve it. Your life is not hard, you do not have any real challenges; you either live a sheltered life where you have absolutely nothing to complain about, or you live a hard life and think you’re special because obviously no one understands you. You have nothing to be sad about, which exemplifies just how sad you really are. Grow up or end yourself now.
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Meh, not really in the mood to deal with her problems or anybody else's. I don't know what to say without sounding like an asshole but I probably deserve being called one. I am dealing with some stuff at the moment and feel like she is just attention whoring although I am not sure
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Blah blah fucking blah. You want me to feel sorry for you? You want a pat on the back? The head? Do you want a blowjob? As I said before, your life isn’t hard, and the fact that you can’t deal with what little you have in it is laughable. But it’s okay, because you’re obviously so cool. I know you’re so cool because you said you don’t care about your girlfriend killing herself. You’re such a manly man, a real badass. Although I find it a little odd that this is the same girl who apparently made you so so sad earlier, I’m going to ignore it in order to keep logical consistency to all of the bullshit that so readily falls from your drooling mouth.
The third thing was in the thread where you tried to get everyone to sympathize with you, and then decided you were kidding when you realize that no one on GG, much like everyone else you talk to, gave a damn. You were talking to Heather and said something along the lines of “well that’s because I’m just one twisted son of a bitch.” There’s no word in any dialect I’ve seen to properly explain this. You are a joke, you are a fraud, and you think you’re better than you are because you think you’re actually worthwhile. You’re right; you’re a sick son of a bitch. Because that’s what sick sons of bitches say. They talk about how sick they are and then they talk about how sad they are and how much they cut themselves. I should stop talking, that pesky logic thing is clawing at my brain again. Next time cut yourself the right way dumbass, do us all a favor.
You are the worst kind of internet inhabitant, and in fact if I had the ability I would not only ban you from it, but I would corrupt the entire infrastructure so that all memory of you would be erased. You are nothing, and I would make you nothing, as you’ve already failed to do. Honestly, why don’t you kill yourself? Too sad? Or do you honestly think people give a damn about your problems? Maybe if you whine loudly enough someone will come to your rescue. Not going to happen, because you’re not worth their time. You bitch and moan and then act like an arrogant pseudo-intellectual prick. It actually
seethes from everything your post. Trying to be deep, pretending like you’re some wounded genius. Well let me tell you, there’s a very clearly defined line between disturbed genius and kid who’s really angry because he can’t make anyone like him.
And I think the funniest thing is your own self image. How does it feel to argue with yourself? How does it feel to pretend like you don’t crave our approval and then whine to us about how hard your life is? You crave attention because you’re typical teenage twat. You have no idea what it means to have a hard life but you seemed to have convinced yourself otherwise, and it really magnifies just how much of a jerk off you are.
An ideal world is a world that is completely lacking of people like you. They would just be gone. You add nothing to society and throughout the entirety of your life you will add nothing useful to the grand scheme of things. You will not become a productive (hell, I’d be surprised if you even became functional) member of any team and with a little luck you’ll only die alone, although to be fair in a just world you would be beaten to death with your own arm. Actually, in an ideal world you would read this through bitter tears, accept it as the truth that it is, and then jump out a window. But alas, that’s that silly optimism though. Although I truly believe that killing yourself would be a good way to add something to society. Since you’re inherently a leech, taking you out of the equation would leave so much more for the rest of us. Hordes of children could be fed in poor countries with all of the resources that will be wasted on you during your lifetime.
Well, since I know you think having your very own thread is actually special, I need to end this before all of the blood rushing from your head to your dick knocks you out.
On second thought, read this again.
Sincerely,
Fewmitz Someone who has always been and will always be better than you, and who has already done more with his life then you ever will.
Oh, and by the way, if you respond any of the ways that I know you’re going to, I’m flat out banning you. I’m not in the mood for your prissy fake happy shit, and so I’m not going to tolerate it. Try me.
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