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TODAY'S CO HOST IS curisvedd
the big news of the day are obviously that Tyler's account got compromised and GG distributed some annoying-ass file
While tony sees tyler as the responsible one, Kyo has a hard time believing that. Nomhak concurs. Tyler will presumably get his position, at least as SMod back.
Kyo's alcohol problem is getting worse as he even shouts at his dear lover, benita. And according to several rumors in this very thread, he is even cheating on her with Fran. After being accused, he answered "THIS IS WHY I DRINK DAMN YOU PEOPLE" or somethign along these lines
Now, here's what happened. I wasn't there to see it all with my own eyes, but basically someone got into tylers account, banned li, deleted googlrr and g3, made a bunch of people mods/admins (nikki, ruzz, snakebite) and put up a message that asked you to visit a rapidshare link which was apparently an infected program
The journalistic quality of the news appears to be dropping as Kyo shifts from one topic to another and back and fails to bother to quote correctly
Kyo, please search help
That's all for today and shit
ARGH
Tue Jun 16 rulesssssszzz HI IM TIMMY AND IM 12
TODAYS SONG OF THE DAY
is
RING OF FIRE
CO-HOST:
the boy named sue
Word of the day: Wolf
Animal of the day: Dog
Animal of the gay: Unicorn
IF RUMORS ARE TO BE BELIEVED KYO HAS BECOME AN ALCOHOLIC SLASH METH ADDICT
He was caught in
This thread rudely shouting at his beloved ones
Only
You can stop domestic abuse.
This thread is awesome.
Fran appears to be gaining raising increasing in popularity. According to Oprah winfrey, global warming is too blame. It's getting hot in everywhere, we should all take our shirts off, etc.
Similarly there has been much hatred towards the exact same person. Does this mean that we're winning the war against global warming? Maybe. Oprah has not taken a statement yet.
There is no boy named sue. It was all just a song and a german cover of the same song by mike krüger.
Mon Jun 15
Today's co-host is CAPS LOCK:
HELLO
ask the fish
WHAT YOU GUYS I AM SO NOT CONCUSSED RIGHT NOW I BETTER GO SEE AN ANTI-DOCTOR WHAT
OK SONG OF THE DAY IS yello - OH YEAH
TODAYS STAR GUEST IS OPRAH WINFREY
TOAYDS STAR GUEST IS oPRAH wINFREY
hello!!! 2WHAT OK YES THE NEWS WITH KYO YES
NEWS
THINGS HAPPENED
TODAY
AND WILL PROBABLY PROCEED HAPPENING WHAT
OK WHAT IS GOING ON AH SHIT ITS A FLY WHY WONT IT LEAVE ME ALONE WHAT
HELLO TYLER HOW ARE YOU DOING WHAT
WHAT DO YOU SAY WHATEVER THE GUEST CO VENOM WHAT WHAT
WHAT
HELLO
NEWSW
KYO
Sun Jun Fun Bun on One Four
Today's co-host is the first google images result for overly excited fat woman:
Good at them pixels? Kyo is making a browsergame and searching people to join in the development
Name changes are now forbidden
The song of the day is Yakko's world from animaniacs
Get the rare opportunity to ask the fish. Will you try to find out where he came from and what his purpose is? Probably not. Deemed worthy only. How about attracting kyo's attention to get in the hole?
Daisy owl is an enjoyable comic.
What do you think, obese woman?
Woof.
Indeed.
Sat Jun 13
Today's co-host is the blue pill
Something interesting happened, the
entire world skipped a day. There is no friday. There was no friday. Consequently, there were no friday news.
Today's song of the day is
Smut by tom lehrer
Holy shit
Albert is like the bestest and funniest person evers
Further evidence that friday did, in fact, not exist.
In an annoying turn, another one of our members has changed their name. I won't tell you who it is, because I'm mean.
Negative bars is the title of that thread. It is also all I read of that thread. Here's how I imagine a negative bar:
"Hey"
-"Hey..."
"Can I buy you a drink?"
-"No, fuck you!"
"What-everrrrr, bitch"
The owner's name would be nancy and the bar would be called "Negative Nancy's"
Lastly,
Cats
What do you say, blue pill?
Friday never happened.
it sure didn't!
Thu Jun 11
Todays co.-host is the first google images result for co.-host:
First of all
This is a terrific song. Watch it.
Dear rival news, You get bonus for being forbidden, so that already gives you an advantage over my news. Please don't steal my material, it doesn't work that way. The little news don't steal from the big news, it's the other way around.
In other news,
The VIP spamz seems to be a huge failure. Proof of this is a thread saying "Say something funny" In which members of the thread are so bored, they are forced to try there hardest to be funny
Many of you are wondering what this news team actually looks like. To keep up with our competitors, we decided to release a picture:
Howl is collecting signs. Because he was so cool about me questioning his appearance, I decided to provide a sign for him:
That's all I have for today. What do you say, co.-host?
You sure used a lot of images today
I sure did! See you tomorrow!
Wed Jun 10
Todays co.-host is hypothetical howl:
Aren't you glad you got to be co-host, hypothetical howl?
I look like a really ugly girl
You sure do, you sure do.
best photo of doug ever Dear whoever the fuck you are, GG was always terrible. Also, who the fuck are you?
A new news agency popped up but then was promptly deleted for flaming. That should teach you assholes a lesson not to flame in your news. Also, don't be a previously banned member.
A censored version of the news:
Quote:
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Originally Posted by theapartment12 Hey everyone, new member theapartment12 here.
Here's the news today
Two brave souls were banned last night because people on this site take everything to heart and dont know how to take a joke. It's a shame because these people are hilarous.
Mrs Morris will be reaching the epitome of her life in abought 6 months when she has a baby, where it will all be downhill from there. This young married couple will then face the facts of life: She is actually a moderator on a neopets chat site, and poor
Kyo slams gayboy Zombie and all he has to say for it is "lmao". Man, last time I checked theres nothing cool about taking a big weiner in your mouth/anus. And yes, there is such thing as cool in real life
In other news, apparently fran isnt fake. which we all know this isnt true. Anyone can look good by a proffesional photographer. (This excludes megan fox, who is beautiful nonetheless). Anyways, if you look at her other pictures, she looks like seabiscuits identical twin.
Well, thats all I have time for today, check back tomorow under my next alias, as I for sure will get banned again. |
Personally, I thought those were quite well-crafted. Personal attacks, barely any facts and self-praise. They're just like the kyo news. Or fox news.
What's your opinion, HH?
I love kyo news, they're way better also he didn't mention me Tyler points out that Kyo is being a hypocrite. Kyo kyo kyo. Kyo. These news are all about me, by me, for me! Why are you still here? This was never meant for your eyes! This is for me, kyo, and only kyo
I love you, kyo
I love me too, hypothetical howl
Hey kyo, it's me, hypothetical duplicate kyo
HDK! You made it!
let's make out
let's
<insert making out>
Tuesday, 9th of June Definitive proof of what I figured out already days ago has come in. Fran is, in fact, an ordinary amazingly hot person.
Despite a lack of much activity, the hole remains popular, mostly because basically no one can come in. This once again shows that people want what they can't have
Bamboozled was banned, presumably for being obnoxious. Further research reveals that it was indeed for "Constantly flame baiting, bashing users". The ban was issued by the user-admin Tyler. Technical and user admin Kyo agrees with the ban whole-heartedly.
Thehouse21 was also banned for "Excessive Flaming", he was banned by part of the gay gg community (the queermos), zombie.
All my dedication seems to pay off as one person mentions my name in a thread discussing funny people. It should also be noted that this was, however, the only name that was not called sarcastically. The discussion then proceeded to drift off to some diet bullshit. If you ask me, ALBERT is the funniest man in spamz (well, the hole)
Oldbie Ben is back. If you don't remember him, that's cause he never actually did something. He was about 13 when he had a position as VIP leader or some shit.
Great fun in the form of chatlogs is posted in this thread
If your ring and index finger are about the same length, you are more likely to be gay.
this thread has been nominated for the "thread failing expectations miserably" prize for being a sketch thread with not a single sketch in it.
If you did not check your fingers, you're a gay in denial
I did check my fingers, but I'm still a gay in denial. Or am I? You will never know for sure, ladies, so you should probably find out by undressing in front of me. No fat chicks.
That means you, mrs. morris
Graphics made out of boredom tell us that I may or may not be making a browser/normal game with/without these sprites. Alternatively, I might be making a sprite comic. The world will never know for sure until I get to work and stop being such a lazy asshole (whoops, that's an infraction for flaming!)
Popular member Kyo has recently been infracted for flaming the unpopular admin Kyo. Reliable sources say that this happened right after I post this, making these news retroactively true.
That's all for today, see you tomorrow
Monday, 8th of June
Todays co.-host is Reginald
First of all, rumor has it that AD is trying to hack GamingGutter, but is behaving like a retard while doing so. AD, this is why you were banned from spamz.
Light penis Ash, as usually has something stuck up her butt
PoTW wants your vote, vote the one with the cat in it. The second one. (#7)
Art of the week is still running, enter while you can.
Los hombres son muy
importante
En otra noticiarios, Kyo tiene mucho carne en sus pantalones
That's all for today, Comment, reginald?
Soy un carnadero muy grande en el batidora
A, sí
Sunday, something something
Todays co-host is the empty half of the glass:
Okay, let's get started. First of all, the news have been running for a week.
Secondly, I have a really important presentation in religion tomorrow and I haven't done much so far.
Third, no real news today. I promise I'll come up with something neat tomorrow.
Saturday, June 6
It's saturday, that means quicknews:
1. it is saturday
2. no co-host today
3. none of these are actual news
4. The cookies GG sets have been confirmed to contain
lead. Lawsuits are expected
5. everything is boring
that other day, June 5
Todays co.-host is samantha:
Not much going on today, so I might just make up a thing or two.
The fish is the new moderator of the exclusive hole. Rumor has it that he is an actual fish. That, or a very talented
swimmer
Secondly,
obnoxious person iHax has declared war to the hole. The one whose name shall not be called in spamz has promptly joined in. Rumor has it that this is because those two particular people will never get in the hole, ever, ever,
ever.
Thirdly, Meteors are falling from the fucking sky and we will all die miserable painful deaths while either being smashed (and simultaneously burned) to death on direct impact, or indirectly as soon as one of the thousand death rocks hits a nuclear power plant. Speak your last word and go on a rape, killing and drinking spree one last time.
In other news, nomhak seems to be taking initiative! It's his time of the month
to be active and deal with the problems that piled over the rest of the month.
recent studies have shown that water, in fact, causes cancer. Current discussion talks about punishing the public serving of water as second-degree murder. Warning labels telling you that water is deadly are now legally binding on any water being sold in stores. Expect a water tax and higher life insurance ratings if you do consume water regularly.
The tap water is expected to be replaced by tap mountain dew.
That is all for today. What are your thoughts, samantha?
ARGHBLRGHHHHH GRAWHHLLLHHHLLLLL AHRHGHHHH
That was samantha speaking to you! See you tomorrow at a different time yet to be determined.
Thursday, June 4
Todays news are being co hosted by Mulk:
Without further adieu (a hur hur hur), let us proceed to the news:
Lots of stuff to report on, let's start with
the new rule on flaming. An inside source says that there have been complaints by the upper management about unfair treatment and unprofessionalism. Because flaming particularly was something which got quite inconsistent punishment, consistency has been restored. I can still say that you're all fags, though, because that's not flaming, that's just joking around. Seriously, though. You are all fags.
The above rule is in direct relation to
the banning of this guy. There have been some complaints and because of the aforementioned inconsistency, he has been unbanned. Mods and admins are now required to give better reasons for their bans, unless they want them to be reversed and receive personal punishment.
Next, we have a huge list of wealthy subeta users being released to the general public, and another one being released in the underground. Subeta is desperately trying to get their users to change their passwords yet again, but the users remain stubborn. Subeta owner Keith had the following to say:
"(06/03/2009 11:13:16 PM) thismonthstrend: ughhh
(06/03/2009 11:13:19 PM) thismonthstrend: now I'm getting yelled at by all my UAs
(06/03/2009 11:13:21 PM) thismonthstrend: because of account hackings.
(06/03/2009 11:13:27 PM) thismonthstrend: Thanks for the headache :(."
These lists are being used not only for getting into subeta accounts, but also for getting into emails, neopets, and gaia accounts with the same login data/email. When asked for comments as to why he chose to release them, Kyo just said "no comment" and ignored the reporter. It is suspected that he is far too AWSM for the news.
In other news,
holy shit someone pretended to be a model they found on google images. That's the first time that has ever happened. ever.
Though things are going slow in the hole, the basic concept seems to work. Being in the hole is very enjoyable, particularly because some people are not allowed in. We are not allowed to say who, because a new spamz rule forbids us to. Hi ruzz!
Damn it!
That's all for today, what do you think, mulk?
Well, Kyo, a lot has been happening in the last few days, and I'm really excited to see where the hole is going, though I believe something like this has been tried before and failed? We should also be worried that this turns into just yet another VIP area.
See you tomorrow!
Wednesday, June 3
First of all, Nintendo's E3 press conference was yesterday. It was a good one too. Cammie is less irritating, and reggie still did a heavy part of the show. To my surprise, miyamoto did not make an appearance, but his games sure did. Super mario galaxy 2 (with yoshi!), Super mario bros. wii (with 4 player mode, much like zelda 4 swords, looks awesome). On top of that, we're getting a new golden sun, zelda and metroid.
Secondly, there have been a lot of alterations to Spamz.
first of all, some new rules have been announced to make the place less terrible. Secondly, a
new forum was made, which is basically an exclusive spamz. No applications, you have to be chosen.
That is all for today, be sure to check back tomorrow.
The day after Monday, June 2 There has been controversy about the post your picture thread being moved to spamz. Members were afraid that Tyler would move it back to general discussion. This will not happen, however.
The news now cite sources Forum idiot AD once again made a fool out of himself in a pathetic attempt at making a fool out of our beloved mech, G3.
Notable quote:
Quote:
I challenge you to a battle rap...
Oh that's right you sing like crap.
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There is currently an
I love GG contest going on. Be sure to enter!
That is all, see you tomorrow.
Monday, June 1
Staff member and celebrity Benita mussolina recently went on a date. The person she went on a date with, whose Identity could not be confirmed yet, appears not to be Kyo. The public is outraged.
The E3 has begun. Nintendos conference is tomorrow.
thehouse21, GGs homophobic 12 year old tool pretending to be of an age higher than 12 that has sum of digits one lower than the sum of digits of 12, has been seen in undressing in another mans bedroom. Video footage confirms that he was alone, only pretending to be getting it on with another man.
The bedroom in question is rumored to belong to nomhak.
Fellow member Snakebite, after several months of the sudden disappearing of our beloved ex-administrator Li, finally realized Li has not been available for a while. This upset him.
An innocent bystander made a photograph of him in the moment of realization:
Lastly, rumor has it that iRæp and Boots and Braces are the same person.
That is all for today, be sure to check in tomorrow for more Gaminggutter news! If you would like to make a suggestion for what I should report on, just drop me a message.
Sunday, May 31
According to inside sources, ex-member and convict Fewmitz has now successfully opened his own forum, which has 19 members out of which 17 have not posted yet. The forum is called "Ringo" and is cowboy-themed.
G3 has recently announced yet again that he is female and is currently having girl problems
In other news, recent studies have shown that gay men do, in fact, not get it on to their own bodies
That is all. If you would like me to report on something else, just leave a message. We now return to our scheduled program of retards spamming:
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