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Join Date: May 2007 Location: 日本 Posts: 1,735 Rep Power: 8 | Guide: Insulting People in Real Japanese
Insulting People in Japanese- A GUIDE!
By: Li-Shun <3
Hello GG,
As the token minority from Japan, I decided to start a guide for Insulting People in Japanese. For those of you with the attention span of a fucking gnat, (Snakebite, looking at you- TL;DR!!11) xD…I suggest you take the time to read this opening paragraph. There are MANY major differences between insults in English, and insults in Japanese. For one, they rarely translate. Japanese is more polite. (What a surprise). Which would be why spamming is almost unheard of. English is much more creative in terms of colourful slang, and to us, almost impossible to keep up with. For it is estimated English speakers make up a new slang term every 2 days. We do not. So if these insults are just not working for you, so be it. Welcome to a the world of a different culture.
Why will these be useful to me, Li? D:
Well, I was thinking way back to when I was an exchange student in the West. Gaia was just starting, and I discovered for the first time that Japanese shit was popular. As time went by, and as people found out I was from Japan, I got my JAP-ASS pmed off by a bunch of fuckin’ wapanophiles who ALL had stupid-ass Japanese names THAT MAKE NO SENSE WHATSOEVER. I see n00bs on GG with stupid ass Japanese names that MEAN NOTHING. If they announced their screen-names in Japan, people would think they were speaking Dutch.
Most importantly, how can I use these Li? And when?
This list is perfect for Gaia-fags (no offense). I left Gaia years ago because I was so fucking pissed off that NO ONE there thought it was possible that I could be from Japan. In fact, it was like that on all the craptacular avatar Sites for me and my friends. They were all the same as the idiots on Gaia, who would pm me ENDLESSLY in the shittiest Japanese (kanji/kana) known to humanity- and when I told them I didn’t know what the fuck they were talking about, they accused ME of Not BEING REAL. Japanese people do not exist! We have blue hair, and live underground wearing magical kimonos that sprout tengu when a certain song rings out over the cave ceiling! They would say “OMFG my Japanese WUN teacher taught me that my Japanese is the BEST!!11”. In the end, it didn’t matter what I said in Japanese, if they took the first semester of a Japanese course, they obviously knew MORE about my language and culture than I did.
I have a few insults. They may seem benign (for the educationally impaired, benign means “tame”). I have written the English -> Romaji -> Japanese (Kani/Kana). These can be used when some fucktard on some forum or Site that has something to do with Naruto in their name speaks Japanese gibberish at you. Simply COPY AND PASTE the Japanese expression of your choice and put it in your post. Most likely, they won’t understand. If they think they do,
all you need to say is : “I think it’s obvious I don’t want to talk to you. Go away.
Remember we are not nearly as harsh. But copying and pasting Kanji at people is intimidating on it’s own. Try it. They have no idea what to do. The funniest part is when they print it and run to their teachers to translate. English->Romaji-> Kanji/Kana
1. You suck.
-> Omae Saitei.
お前、最低。
2. I despise you.
-> Keibetsu shimasu
"軽蔑します。
3. I curse you, you're whole family and everyone you care about. (like Ju-on!)
->Ichizokuroutou noroikoroshiteyaru.
一族郎党呪い殺してやる。
4. I curse you to DEATH.
->noroikoroshiteyaru
呪い殺してやる
*There are some Japanese people who don’t know these proper terms (we’re not all rocket scientists) In that case, you can say (your choice):
->Kazokumorotomo noroikorositeyaru.
家族もろとも呪い殺してやる。
5. Why don't you go and think of another Japanese name? Japanese names make you COOL! The name will not make sense, but a brainless shit like you won't care!
-> Nanikabetsuno Nihongono namae wo hineridashitemiroyo? Nihongono namae ha iketendaro? Maa, Mattaku imiha tsuujinakutemo, somosomo omaemitaina teinouni wakaruwake naimonnna!
何か別の日本語の名前をひ�*り�*し てみろよ？ 日本語の名前はイケてん�*ろ？
まあ、全く意味は通じなくても、そ そもお前みたいな低脳にわかる訳な もんな！
6. You're ego is much more important to you than making an effort to actually be educated.
->Anatanobaai, Kyouyouwo motsudoryokuwosuruyori, Unuboreruhouni totemoisogashii mitaidane.あなたの�*�合、教養を持つ努力を るより、自惚れる方にとても忙しい みたい�*�*。
7. It’s too fuckin early to listen to the bullshit a loser like you has to say. Get back to me in 100 years.
-> Teme mitaina Kusoyarouga sonna fuzaketa kuchiwo kikunoha 100nen hayai.
手前みたいなクソ野郎が、そんなふ けた口を利くのは100年早い。
8. A piece of garbage like you is so not worth my time.
-> Omaemitaina kasuni kamatteiru himaha nai.
お前みたいなカスに構っている暇は い。
9. You're pathetic. In Japan, people would laugh at you.
->
Itai yaroudana, omaeha. Nihon deha omaemitaina shakainokuzu ha choushou no mato dayo.
イタイ野郎�*な、お前は。日本では お前みたいな社会のクズは嘲笑の的 �*よ。
10. I’d rather go home, take a shit and go to bed than waste time talking to you.
-> Omaeni kamatteiruhimaga arunara ieni kaette kuso shite neruyo. boke.
お前に構っている暇があるなら、家 帰って糞して寝ます,ボケ
11. Fuck you asshole. (also the same as “Die asshole”)
-> Shine boke ga
�*��*。ボケが。
12. Can’t you please die already rather than live like the ignorant fuck you are?
-> Ikihajiwo sharashitenaide tottoto shindekudasai.
生き恥さらしてないで、とっとと�* んでく�*さい。
13. Your teacher is a fuckin failure. Go back to school and start all over gain you dumbass.
-> Omaewooshieta senkouha kusomitaina yatsudattandane. Gakkouni modotte ichikara yarinaoshina. obakasan.
お前を教えた先公は、クソみたいな つ�*ったん�*�*。 �*��*�に戻って、一からやり直し な。お馬鹿さん。
14. I'm curious, You can't write, type, or spell, can you even feed yourself?
-> Omae jimokakenaikuseni yokujibunde meshi wo kueruna. お前、�*�も書けないくせに、よく 分で飯を食えるな。
15. Go look for a new japanese anime avatar. It will make you feel better!
-> Sassato atarashii Nihon no anime no abata- wo sagashini ikeba? sukoshiha kibunga hareruto omouyo.
さっさと新しい日本のアニメのアバ ーを探しにいけば？ 少しは気分が晴れるとおもうよ。
16. You look fucking gay.
- >Okama yarou.
オカマ野郎。
17. You sound so gay.
-> Omae, Okama mitaina shaberikata suruna.
お前、オカマみたいな喋り方するな
The Following are variations on one word insults.
Baka - (idiot/dumbass), 馬鹿 Okama -(Fag) オカマ, Boke- (asshole, bastard) �*け犬
Makeinu- (loser) ボケ Butayarou (Fucking Fatass. ) 豚野郎
Ok, now you can mix and match what you learned. Example; above we said;
“You sound so gay, you fucking fatass”
Omae, Okama mitaina shaberikata suruna. Butayarou.
->お前、オカマみたいな喋り方する , 豚野郎
*You can just tack insults of your choice onto the ends of your favourite sentences!
That’s it for now. I’m bored and tired. For the record:
*Do NOT pm me for translations. It really irritates me. Not saying you would, but it’s happened so much I automatically delete idiocy.
*+ REP me for this tediously written guide. It’s not easy to translate 2 totally different languages, but I did it out of love <3. And I KNOW a lot of you will find use for it. Copy and Paste at people who think they’re so fucking smart because they take JAPANESE 2! OMFGfguewgBOOM!!11
** I KNOW some of the Kanji is screwed. That's because GG doesn't support all the characters. If someone is really japanese they'll beable to get it. If you really want it, I'll work on a way to make it all show later. I'm too tired and bored right now >_>. (also, if people leave requests for things they want to know how to say- as long as they are translatable and not overly long, leave it ina comment and I'll try and get to it here and there)
Luv: Li-Shun <3
Last edited by Li-Shun; 02-10-2008 at 04:14 PM.
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