How to ask a girl out (THE GIZUIDE)

**Unregenerate Passion** · 06-01-2008, 05:18 PM

Ok, I apologize if this has been posted, I figured I'd try to make a guide that hasn't already been done, the only things that I can think of are real life situations, lol anyways here goes.

1. Find your target girl, this is obviously going to be the girl you like, or if you're just wanting to be an ass and turn her down at the end, any girl! (I'm now going to seperate this into two linear paths 2a,2b,3a,3b etc. a= for a girl you like b=for teh lulz)

2a. Get to know the girl, actually listen to her, find out what she likes and doesn't like.

2b. Walk up to her and randomly start talking to the girl

3a. After getting to know the girl slowly ease your way into a position of trust and caring, wherein you could ask her out, with a higher chance of her saying yes.

3b. Ask her out, out of the blue.

4a. Ask her out, remember, the worst she can do is say no,(and or reveal all your terrible secrets you've shared with her to the whole school etc etc.)

4b. If she says yes: Start making fun of her and how you'd never go out with her by slinging random insults that would prove to be hurtful if she says no: see above.

5a. If she says yes, prove to be the most caring and loyal boyfriend she has, treat her right, and above all love her, if she says no, that's the worst she could do(?), it might hurt at first but you know, at least there's alot more girls out there

5b. Enjoy the horrible horrible pain you have just put the girl through you sicko

I hope this helped, if for nothing else to make some of you laugh, +rep if you liked it

**Fewmitz** · 06-01-2008, 05:21 PM

That's a terrible system, just so you know.

Suppose you actually enjoy being friends with her. You ask her our, she stops talking to you altogether.

Then what.

**Unregenerate Passion** · 06-01-2008, 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fewmitz

That's a terrible system, just so you know.

Suppose you actually enjoy being friends with her. You ask her our, she stops talking to you altogether.

Then what.

Follow path b. you didn't need her anyways

autocratic misery · 06-01-2008, 05:41 PM

oh my ^^;;

i dont think there is any 'right' way to ask a girl out---you just have to try what works for you~ and what makes you *and her*, comfortable ^^

at least, thats from my womanly perspective.... ^^;;;

InVeRsE · 06-01-2008, 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fewmitz

That's a terrible system, just so you know.

Suppose you actually enjoy being friends with her. You ask her our, she stops talking to you altogether.

Then what.

Then she's an idiot, you wouldn't want someone who would end a good friendship because of feelings someone has on her, thats why I make sure nothing would change if I ever do so, girls like that aren't worth it.

There are more things needed to it, but its fine now I guess.