How to Change the Channel Without Moving

[MizzArianna]

1. Call your mother/father/nanny...ect. into the room.
2. Tell them that you're sore and don't want move at all.
3. Ask them to change the channel.
4. If it doesn't work beg or cry.
5. Still not working? Throw a tantrum.
6. Still feeling lazy and no one is doing anything? Get off your lazy ass and change it yourself.

I hope this helps! Helping you by getting a laugh and making your day better. Have a wonderful day!
-Arianna

[Sableye]

What if you're a shadowy being like me that lives alone?

[nukeofwar]

Originally Posted by Sableye

What if you're a shadowy being like me that lives alone?

then your fucked!

[oneone]

Haha "shadowy being." Changing the channel isn't hard when the remote is nearby. Turning on the lights is harder when you don't feel like moving.

[Snakebite]

O_O
Good guide.
I usually just use a remote...
Since thats what it was made for.

[zombii goat]

Now this is getting silly.

...Thanks!

[regt123]

yeah just use a remote

[Wilfukguys]

i used to use my iPod for TiVo xD
Gotta love Jailbreaking B)
But yeah, ummm just use the remote?

[Doctor]

I hate that term. "Jailbreaking" It sounds so stupid.

[Gurukid]

lol there is an easier solution..... just tear all the buttons off and replace them all with a 10ft long pieces of metal that reach all the way to your couch then just press the piece of metal in to change the channel or w/e