How to take pictures with the myspace angles!

ASHTEHCOMMIE · 05-06-2008, 01:42 PM

It is easy for even the most unattractive person to look good on the internet, I'm going to show you the most commonly used methods to help you avoid hooking up with these people OR to help your appearance.

Clue #1, never a full body shot.

if you look at their pictures and they seem to have a nice face but no pictures from the waist down, or just a compilation of different body parts, I.E. some boobs, a leg ect... its likely they have the angles and example seen below

Clue #2 high contrast photo's

Got bad blemishes? no problem! just make sure there is ALOT of light in the room when you take a picture, or just turn the contrast up when editing. failing that; just make your picture black and white! everyone looks good in black and white!

Clue #3 Camera held at flattering angels (above your head)

this hides your double chin and infact makes you look rather thin. ***Never take a picture from underneath as it make it look like you have more chins then you really do. ***

Clue #4 excessive make-up
When people are wearing an excessive amount of make-up its clear they knew a picture of themselves was to be taken and they had to "prep" for it, remember even celebrities look awful without make-up obviously they got something to hide.